i’m the worst bridesmaid ever

first, i nearly couldn’t wake up when el picked me up in the morning.
then i was eating non-stop through out the photo shoot.
i fell asleep on the couch for the longest time after telling daze i’ll touch up her make up after she change out of her gown

the finale?
i missed 3/4 of her wedding reception.

fearing of the flowers that filled up the ballroom, i took a telfast to curb my allergies.
forgetting about the telfast 5 minutes later, i downed andy’s glass of champagne and another filler before the formal introduction.

you guessed it.

the telfast gave me a cheap night out.

i was t-r-i-p-p-i-n-g and hallucinating. a bad one. the ballroom starting swirling.

i climbed upstair after failing to handle the bad trip. i stared at the ceiling, thinking what kind of bridesmaid i can be before passing out face down for 2 hours…the ceiling started morphing into a sea of waves.

when i finally woke up from the horrible horrible experience, i missed daze & fran’s first dance and dinner!

i woke up on time for the party only.
(because i drank so much water and tea, i think i flushed out the effect of telfast. i started tearing, sneezing and broke out in hives after when i submerge myself into the sea of flowers in the ballroom)

what more? because i’m a fag hag, i missed the bouquet throwing too………

addie’s word kept ringing in my head while i was trying to get out of the swirly-burly visionary
“telfast makes me sick”

trust me.

i’m so traumatized by telfast now….

for pictures, please hop over to addie’s. yah. i didn’t bring my camera too.