你说
他说
我说
统统一起说
真真假假
谁人知?

搞不清楚
里面藏了些小把戏

*loons wore his blackjettas royale kustom bracelet last night.

xx

btw, i’m totally in love with steve aoki (kid millionaire)

why?????? why????!!! WHYYY???!!!! why did i even forget about grabbing this before they’re gone???!!!!!! maybe i should cry myself to bed while hugging my antique murakami’s LV sakura. i so want to have this on my wall. fug me.
suffering from chronic procrastination and hyperthyroid, i’ve done jack on customizing the 400% bearbrick for nike’s wind [...]

my toilet is leaking. the noise is damn annoying.*trickle, trickle, trickle*
more annoying than paranoia!yes. paranoia.
it seems to be the in thing.
oh. and suspicion.
and.
and..
and of course, being delusional!!!
btw, the wedding’s off. apparently i ran off with the money to buy crack. never, never ever trust a crack hoe to plan your wedding, aye?

stumpy, MrPhoonJR, evil no.1 (i wasn’t adopted. i was lack of melanin. that, or MrsPhoon must have dropped me into a tank of bleach.)

some say he owes me a lot for planning his wedding from scratch.
not many knew.
i owe him my life.
for pulling me out of the pool on a hot sunny day in 1985 [...]

i was on the brink to chewing my laptop last night. my handbag was locked in MrPhoon’s car, along with my car key and cig. as we’ve just moved into the new place, i have no idea where the new key chamber is. and to be honest, i have no idea where all other cars [...]

not.
black-out curtain is evil.
i just woke up, missing all appointments in the morning. having a flu is one thing, mixing up the day and night is another.
i’m so screwed.

i woke up to the hours of my surrogated motherland, almost missing my breakfast appointment with my french client. can die.
the whole morning involved a hell lot of kelam-kabut-ness. Breakfast w MrFrench, meeting with the florist(what the?), meeting with the patisserie chef(downing 4 pieces of cakes within 30 mins), making the decision to pick out [...]

countdown to the 7 years itch: 41+365days (you do the maths, i can’t be bothered at this hour)
we have no picture for the entire trip because:

the trip’s almost impromptu
i’m still moving (yes, it took us 2 months +), almost everything in the room’s been packed in boxes, hence the disappearance of my charger
i thought the [...]

sometimes, life is not about having choices. it is more about having none.
i dread for tomorrow to come. when the sun rises, it’ll end.
the last 16 months has been a whirlwind of events. a series of both fortunate and unfortunate events, causing my life to flip around. to make matter worse, that sneaky bastard-happiness left [...]